How do I make my dick bigger?
This is one of the most popular questions on the internet.
How can YOU make your dick bigger though? Pills, pumps, surgery, exercises, gels or oils? Skip to the end for information about Bigger Penis - TSO.
In our opinion penis enlargement pills are a waste of time... They can definitely increase ejaculation load size and erection quality (hardness), and that can contribute to better penis enlargment in other ways - but by themselves they won't do the job!
Penis Enlargement Pumps have been used for decades - why? Because they are easy, sometimes fun, and have some benefit for sure! There's plenty of problems with them, but if you are clever and careful with their use you can see results. If you're using them correctly you'll probably find some 'discolorisation' (like light bruising) on your shaft. Trouser Snake Oil will fix that.
Penis Enlargement Pumps also have problems - they can be noisy, can be large when you include the cylinder, hose, pump, etc., so they can be hard to keep descretely. They can hurt, things can go wrong, and can annoy the hell out of you when they don't make proper seals (so no vacuum).
Surgery? Well this is super expensive, dangerous and risky, but also, at this time not particularly effective. With Stem Cells can Penis Enlargement Surgery become more effective? We think so, but for now lets leave it out.
Traction Devices? We want to love traction devices. They are usually called 'extenders' and they are proven to work. You can gain about an inch for every 1,000 hours. The problem is how you clock up those thousand hours. First of all, if you're uncircumscised you'll need to use the VLC / TLC attachement. This is a game changer. Absolutely brilliant and virtually eliminates any of the problems with extender attachement. If you are circumcised you'll need to use a 'noose' style attachement which will introduce all kinds of problems with blood flow restriction. Dangerous and difficult to use for extended periods of time - making it harder to clock up those hours!!
There's also the problem that really, you do need to be naked from the waist down to use extenders effectively. Since you can not safely wear these while you sleep, that really limits the amount of time you can wear them each day - so how do you get your 1000 hours done? It'll take years and years. It WILL work, but that's a very long time, and most people will quit using them.
Exercises? Jelqing / jelking works. No doubt. You should be doing it. There's loads of information online so get to work. The only problem, it can take a lot of time per day, and a lot of days to get any results - again, most people quit.
But, with TROUSER SNAKE OIL you can accelerate ALL of these processes! Bruising and sore from pumping? No problem, TSO will reduce healing times and power more and better pumping sessions with better growth! Not seeing the results you want from your extender? No problem, TSO will support your cells with all the nutrients and stimulants needed to grow, grow, grow! Cutting extender times way down! Exercises proving difficult due to poor erection quality? or are good sessions leaving your penis sore and unuseable? No problem, TSO will heal that faster and make your cock harder than before.
TROUSER SNAKE OIL puts your cock on STEROIDS! Imagine when your lover sees your more powerful, ripped, cock! Don't get left behind, put your cock on steroids and fuck the competition!